Teacher: Pawan, Aaj Kal Tum Class Mein Itna Shor Kyu Machate Rehte Ho? Pawan: Kyunki Saawan ka Mahina, Pawan Kare Shor!
Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what? Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!
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Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.? . . . . . . . . . Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.